The Calgary Trip
It’s been a long time coming, after having lived in the city of Calgary almost 8 years ago and not having been back probably in the last 2 to 3 years I was well over do this past weekend. I like...
View ArticleThe Tough Man Shot
Toughman Shot: A tequila shot where one snorts the salt, drinks the tequila, and then squirts the lemon juice in one’s eye. So apparently as I’ve been told there has been a lot of videos on this...
View ArticleThe Week That Was
The week that was, or the weeks that have been I don’t really know at this point. I haven’t rambled to much the last couple weeks as I’ve been in bad shape the last two weekends thanks to Matt’s...
View ArticleThe Urban Cowboy
A guy from the city or suburbs who is “country” or “rednickish” who talks like he’s an actual cowboy. Often they wear shirts, boots, and buckles of cowboy nature complete with an actual cowboy hat or...
View ArticleWhat Happens At Oil City
Stays at Oil City. Why? Well because I hardly doubt anyone remembers regardless. I had the privilege of once again maintaining my proud new nickname “walks is old balls” when the younger edition of...
View ArticlePatio Lanterns
Thank heavens, finally we are due for some warm weather. Yes, it still sucks in the evenings but come this weekend with a potential high of 19 I’ll be able to start gearing up some sun for this playoff...
View ArticleDays Winding Down
As of this writing I am a little under 4 weeks away from returning to Grande Prairie, better known for it’s wide variety of sausage, to embark on the later half of my life. I’ve lived in Edmonton since...
View Article#&$& News = #&$&@ Day
Anyone who had the privilege of partaking in my company today I immediately apologize. The last two days have been absolute hell in terms of good news and heading into a week in which we have three...
View ArticleHappy Bonjourno
Take a screenshot of this because you won’t see me say it often…”Thank God it’s Monday!”. That’s right in most cases I absolutely dread Mondays but this one in particular was something I’ve been...
View ArticleThe Mens Washroom
There’s many things in my life that literally scare me to death. Getting probed from an Alien Abduction, having my privates waxed, and marriage are just a few to name but one realistic scare that I...
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